Monday, August 06, 2007

My Greatest Achivements In Life

1. Smoked Weed (Updated recently good thing it wasn't marijuana.. Found out it was just a kretek cigarette.. No Marijuana content on that i repeat.. Lucky me, I'm clean!)
2. Fired A Gun At Someone
3. Had My Very Own Video Scandal
4. Slapped A Lady's Face
5. Used My Tuition Fee On "Other" Expenses
6. Danced Mano-A-Mano with a Stripper on a Strip Club
7. Shaved My ..... and wounded it on the process (eww! gross!!)
8. Killed Someone
9. Had ... In Public (Good thing nobody noticed haha ^^)
10. This Number Is Reserved For Both of Us ^^

We'll really.. You think it's fun? no.. its not.. I'm a living testimony to the old saying "NASA HULI ANG PAGSISISI.." Don't do what I've done.. We'll if you insist then feel free to ask me about "number ten"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

hahaha... achivements ha? toinks... ang kulet mo rin no? makatawag nga ng pulis! (wang wang wang)! hahaha.... ayusin mo nga buhay mo!!! har har!!! ingats lagi bro... pakabait ka naman... putulin na ang sungay.... GOd bless!!!