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(After “My Sassy” entry, I’ve been receiving some text messages saying “Poring? the hell you’re going soft?” Bummer! Poring isn’t going soft, Just took some heavy load off my chest and voila! back to the heartless, insensitive, cruel, shady bastard that I am! Hate me!)
I’m gonna let you in to a little dirty secret. Swear never to speak of this to any soul. (As if I care?!?)
Poring turned Evilring: Nosy Ragnarok in-game monster-turned-cold blooded assassin?
Hypnotizing 101: Want to turn a friend into a brainwashed killer? Dr. Colin Ross explains how.
Have you watched the movie “The Manchurian Candidate?” If not, I suggest you should. In the remake of The Manchurian Candidate, (Yes guys it is a remake. I want to watch the original one, where they starred Frank Sinatra “yikes!”) the government turns Denzel Washington into a brainwashed assassin. (Don’t worry we wont be talking about movies here.) Dallas psychiatrist Colin Ross asserts the CIA has had a similar program in place since 1950’s “You’re basically imprinting somebody with multiple personality disorder,” Ross says.
I’m gonna let you in to a little dirty secret. Swear never to speak of this to any soul. (As if I care?!?)
Poring turned Evilring: Nosy Ragnarok in-game monster-turned-cold blooded assassin?
Hypnotizing 101: Want to turn a friend into a brainwashed killer? Dr. Colin Ross explains how.
Have you watched the movie “The Manchurian Candidate?” If not, I suggest you should. In the remake of The Manchurian Candidate, (Yes guys it is a remake. I want to watch the original one, where they starred Frank Sinatra “yikes!”) the government turns Denzel Washington into a brainwashed assassin. (Don’t worry we wont be talking about movies here.) Dallas psychiatrist Colin Ross asserts the CIA has had a similar program in place since 1950’s “You’re basically imprinting somebody with multiple personality disorder,” Ross says.
Step One: Choose your subject
Find a buddy susceptible to hypnotism using an easy test called the Spiegel Eye Roll. “Ask someone to look up with their eyes and then slowly close their eyelids’” Ross says. “A hypnotizable person’s pupils will stay up, so all you will see are the whites of the eyes.”
Step Two: Put him under
Time to start brainwashing your boy. “The CIA combined hypnosis with sensory-deprivation and boatload of drugs such as LSD,” Ross says. “If someone starts to remember their training, they just can easily be talked into the idea that it was just an acid flashback.”
Step Three: Teach him to kill
Now teach your friend skills he’ll need for his second identity: like how to be a cold-blooded assassin. “You can turn anybody into a killer,” Ross says. “Declassified CIA documents describe using people retrieving documents and exchanging bomb materials too.”
Step Four: Turn him loose
Later, say a preset phrase to flip your friend into assassin mode. “When the regular identity comes back, he doesn’t think anything has happened,” Ross says. All the better to resist interrogation and not rat you out once the cops locks him up. Sucker.
Find a buddy susceptible to hypnotism using an easy test called the Spiegel Eye Roll. “Ask someone to look up with their eyes and then slowly close their eyelids’” Ross says. “A hypnotizable person’s pupils will stay up, so all you will see are the whites of the eyes.”
Step Two: Put him under
Time to start brainwashing your boy. “The CIA combined hypnosis with sensory-deprivation and boatload of drugs such as LSD,” Ross says. “If someone starts to remember their training, they just can easily be talked into the idea that it was just an acid flashback.”
Step Three: Teach him to kill
Now teach your friend skills he’ll need for his second identity: like how to be a cold-blooded assassin. “You can turn anybody into a killer,” Ross says. “Declassified CIA documents describe using people retrieving documents and exchanging bomb materials too.”
Step Four: Turn him loose
Later, say a preset phrase to flip your friend into assassin mode. “When the regular identity comes back, he doesn’t think anything has happened,” Ross says. All the better to resist interrogation and not rat you out once the cops locks him up. Sucker.
Applications:
I. Have fun. Make people do funny stuffs.
II. Get free stuffs. (Not stealing.)
III. Kill. (Main purpose.)
I’ve got a long list of names here in my shitlist so to erase a few, I’m resorting to letting someone stupid do the job for me.
Top Three on my Shitlist:
(I won’t name names. If you’re smart enough, you’ll know who I’m talking about.)
I. Have fun. Make people do funny stuffs.
II. Get free stuffs. (Not stealing.)
III. Kill. (Main purpose.)
I’ve got a long list of names here in my shitlist so to erase a few, I’m resorting to letting someone stupid do the job for me.
Top Three on my Shitlist:
(I won’t name names. If you’re smart enough, you’ll know who I’m talking about.)
- IT’S A MONSTER!!! Related to Godzilla. (Ang saya saya noh?)
- The false prophet of democracy. MODERN DAY ARES. (God bless America! Fuck that!)
- MY GRANDPA HAS BEEN LAID… END. Thin old man covered with moustache. (I don’t understand Arab.)
After I get rid of these people and a hundred more. I’ll get rid of myself as well. Samurai’s Code: HARAKIRI!
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