Morality Issues: Public Nudity

(Why is it Immoral being Nude in Public?)

Today, We’ll be talking about morality issues.

First what is morality? What the hell is it? What must be our guidelines in conforming with it? Its just a common word right? But look deeper and you’ll see how complicated it is. We all know it is morally wrong to shoot someone in the head and go around the city, boasting “I just shot a fucking faggot!”. Come to think of it? Why do soldiers go to war and butcher their fellow earthlings? The terrorism, the fundamentalist muslims? These people think its cool to kill for their religion’s sake and go to heaven afterwards (Idiots).


Nudity, why is it so immoral going out in public with your birthday suit? The first people were naked, then why arrest me if I go out shopping without my trousers on? These are just some of the many reasons I get confuse with this topic. Morality morality morality.. Isn’t it just made up by people to protect themselves from the harsh realities of life?



Why is it Immoral being Naked in Public?

I think this is a nice way to jump start our morality issues.


PRO: Nudism is being one with nature. Feel the cool breeze and the warmth of the sun on your skin. With it you don’t have to worry about what clothes to wear, how’d you look like. This world would be crime free, violence free. Animals are naked, look at them living a simple life. Since the Big Bang everyone was naked. You were naked when you came here to earth. Designer clothes? call it designer nudism. No more overspending. Instead of worrying what clothes to buy you could just donate your money to the needy. Think of a better world to live in. Without clothes, everyone would be equal. No one would know if you’re rich or poor. How could they tell the difference? Crime rates would go down. No more pick pocketing. You could go to city and manage traffic, who would know if you’re a police or not? No more Peeping Toms. Inferiority complex amongst men would be reduced. No more worrying about that hole in your pants. Think about it, this might be the solution to the worldwide economic crisis we, 3rd world countries are suffering.



ANTI: Nudists, Scums of the Earth! Public nudity leads to naughty things. Rape crimes would bubble up. Unwanted pregnancies, Single moms. We aren’t animals, just humping whoever we see naked and shout “Yee ha! Yee ha!” It is just s o so wrong. Immoral, that is the right term. Deviant, yes, How could you say to billions of people “Hey! It is alright to be naked. Take off your cheap imitation clothes, you bastard!” That is lunacy. How could you concentrate shop ping when you see people with their pricks and holes dangling around. What kind of alien would approve to change our way of living? This is the modern age, where people dress up to look cool. Its like being a peacock spreading their tail feathers to attract a partner during the mating season. It is true, clothes were invented for protection from the ever changing climates. But now clothes were made for this thing called fashion. Fashion is a lifestyle, it shows what kind of personality every individual has, so there is nothing really wrong about it. When you see someone dressed almost the same way you are dressed then it bridges the gap. You make friends with fashion. At least you know when to run away from weirdos, geeks and nerds. That’s better than making friends with them first and leaving them afterwards. (“Ah! the pain! The pain!”) You know what I mean. Anti nudism helps the economy, well, at least for fashion designers. Without clothes I find no thrill in life. Its like leaving a gift wrapped in fancy papers under a Christmas tree. My folks always say “Don’t open it till Christmas morn'.” Crave and drool for it. I think something kinky like a g-string is sexier than nothing at all.



Who’s side are you in? Time to “Press The Issue”